I had a fellow artist who was completely ignorant in sciences, but tried to make an impression that he "knows something" every now and then. Once he asked me:
- Do you know who is the greatest schizophrenic in the Universe? - No, who? - An electron. Know why? - Why? - Because he thinks that he is a wave and a particle at the same time!
Back then I found that funny, and I still would, if Igor Ivanov didn't share a link to the following preprint today:
Why LaTeX is like Latin - by Paul Goldberg. "LaTeX, like Latin, does not prevent one from writing down a statement that is incorrect. ... But it does help to prevent vagueness."
Sincerely, I don't want to contribute in the worldwide discussion about the "black hole consisting of antimatter" (c) which will destroy the Universe, but there is a nice picture from Google today:
No, this is not another rap (take a look at his hands, yo). These are very clear and understandable explanations of "what the string theory is" by Brian Greene: