That's awesome: referees's quotes 2010 from the journal of Enviromental Biology.
"This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author’s email ID so they can’t use the online system in future."
"The biggest problem with this manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style."
"Merry X-mas! First, my recommendation was reject with new submission, because it is necessary to investigate further, but reading a well written manuscript before X-mas makes me feel like Santa Claus."